I love that you, Ben Grimm, are saying that!

Welcome to the new Io9. Everything sucks except for those few things they deem worthy. I accidentally stumbled back over here from Kotaku and see I haven’t missed anything by not checking the site regularly.

I actually have extra pool noodles because we cut one up to put on the handrails in our bathtub when my daughter was little. I just don’t have any tall, floppy boots.

That makes a lot of sense. And maybe I need to buy more tall boots.

Now that actually makes sense. I guess I have never been too worried about appearance to think that flopped over boots is somehow untidy, but leather creases I abhor.

Yeah, they switched creative teams again after that. Might have even started with a new #1 issue. But it still had nothing on that first New 52 run. That was a great take on Wonder Woman and her mythos.

Are people really that worried/upset about floppy boots?

No, it seems like a totally f—-ing awesome METAL way to get magic powers!

... teenage me hated Ilsa (Elsa?) with a fiery passion and would have written paragraphs about why I would never sleep with that Nazi she-devil.

somebody needs to lose there job over that oversight.

I’m pretty curious as to how that works out. I’d try it but I’d probably end up burning down my apartment building.

Thanks.

So here is the question: Can I skip to episode 3? Because the first episode was such a slog I don’t really want to do it again with episode 2.

Now every time I see “hugger” in this thread I am seeing that other word...

.... that’s between you and God.

Catholics. But then their “fasting” is one meal and two snacks.

Good to know. These little guys were stalking me through Target yesterday. Somebody there really wants to sell Underwood wine.

Yeah, I’d say that if you are looking for canned wine options you may as well add screw caps to the lengths you will go to for your picnic/barbecue/don’t-wanna-walk-to-the-fridge wine drinking.

That’s pretty much all I need in a website.

Aren’t humans themselves human shaped apex predators?