I’m sorry, you seem to have a typo. I think you meant the “Holy Grail” Barbie Dream Camper.

I don’t think they’ve updated anything since the ‘80s.

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Promote this man to senior editor, now.

Dipshit, if I get up earlier that means I’m using my snowblower earlier!! Secondly, why the fuck would I park my car at the end of my driveway if I have a garage?!

I’ll just continue holing out until they release a new Element & hopefully fix some of the shortcomings of the original....

You could have rebooted the Element.

My wife and I have a place in upstate NY that’s on a dogleg gravel road that terminates in a dirt trail that loops back around to the road the gravel road comes off of, like a cul-de-sac that’s half gravel road, half trail. The local kids use it for quad-biking. It’s tight, trees on both sides, and very bumpy as it…

$100k Neon lol

FINALLY someone else is embracing the class and elegance of the gold badge laid down by Toyota in the 90's

I agree it’s a Toyota. Thought E140 but the slight up kick of the rear door window to meet the D pillar does make me think more E170.

Evian. It’s naive spelled backwards. Fitting.

Exactly. If this isn’t PII, it’s FAR LESS than what this very site is collecting from me at this very moment through Google Analytics tracking calls.

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No, there are a lot of vanilla and white sneakers people like you.

This is such a crazy and sad situation. It’s hard to believe it’s even real. The barrel roll he did was unbelievable and the ATC audio is very surreal to listen to. I do feel sorry for him. I wish he would have gotten the help he needed. Unfortunately, sometimes we don’t know about the demons others are battling until…

somewhat of a feature?

That’s why I want giant pendulums from overhead fixtures with bowling balls that swing lazily across the highway. They are set to various heights, none marked, some painted black, others yellow. That way as drivers go along they can constantly be terrified at taking a bowling ball through the windshield at highway…

Oh look, two golf carts.

Fixed your headline.