Filters aren’t going to undo the effects of heat on the oil, and that concept isn’t exactly revelatory...

And people say my FRS is underpowered!

“Trump assured me that global warming is a hoax, that’s why we pulled out of the paris act” - every republican

As Jeremy Clarkson once famously said: “Hand-built is just a nice way of saying the door will fall off!”

People want to buy an SUV because they need that 4wd for the 5 days of the year when it snows and they don’t have to go to work because work is cancelled. 

Play with me and die. I want $10,000 in 50 and 100 dollar bills now you got 1 minute or I will kill you.

If the ad disappears, we’ll know it Cayman went.

It’s his job to get good deals for people. If they get the good deals themselves, he won’t make money. We all see right through his shenanigans.

You’re just trying to keep us away so you can score all the deals yourself.  I’m on to you.

No, this is not acceptable. I was very nice to Mary Barra. I was nice to her and I got her ventilators when she needed them. Now I doubt she could pass a conative test. Follow me here, one of my final acts at president will be to abolish GM (and failing Jalopnik).

That is quite literally the stupidest thing I’ve read today. Its early, of course, and I’m sure Giuliani is going to hold another press conference in front of a plumbing business, or some shit, but for now this is leading the pack!

He should have just complied.

It’s always weird how “being a dick” turns into “making a joke” at precisely the moment someone gets called on it.

The only reason we’ve got so many roofs (rooves?) flying off is because we’re reporting on them. I told people to slow down on the reporting, and this problem with rooves flying off will just disappear, like a miracle.

Maybe if you quit joking around and sent them serious questions they might respond?

You mean a car company that uses $1.25 Home Depot housing trim for critical components in it’s operation has a glass roof fly completely off while in transit on a $50k vehicle?

Ahem....

Really? It’s the dash that’s horrible... all righty then.

They say whatever you can do to stand out and differentiate yourself is a good thing...I don’t know. A third arm sewn to my chest would help me stand out in a crowd too, but I’m not sure it would be better.

I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I’m a can.