My wife for the first time in her life laugh-gagged at "Vaginal Defecation". She made the thickest laugh I've ever heard.

My wife for the first time in her life laugh-gagged at "Vaginal Defecation". She made the thickest laugh I've ever heard.

"I don't know what you
thought was in your butt hole
in the Target parking lot,
but you were… you were
really trying to find it."

"I don't know what you
thought was in your butt hole
in the Target parking lot,
but you were… you were
really trying to find it."

Takes one to know one! (P.S. - I was once a garbage man.)

Takes one to know one! (P.S. - I was once a garbage man.)

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Because that's the only way to do it?

Because that's the only way to do it?

I can't go to a Trader Joe's now without doing that bit with my wife.

I can't go to a Trader Joe's now without doing that bit with my wife.

All of those dates are wrong. https://twitter.com/yvetten…

All of those dates are wrong. https://twitter.com/yvetten…

How the fuck could this fail? "This October, see Olivia Wilde in… BUTTER!"

How the fuck could this fail? "This October, see Olivia Wilde in… BUTTER!"

If you're under the impression that the AV Club is a place for intelligent discussion, then it's clear you weren't here for the Great Beth Ditto or Sasha Grey Insultfests of a few years ago.

If you're under the impression that the AV Club is a place for intelligent discussion, then it's clear you weren't here for the Great Beth Ditto or Sasha Grey Insultfests of a few years ago.

Wow, Woodword looks better than I've ever seen it!

Wow, Woodword looks better than I've ever seen it!