A child and a pedophile are walking in the woods. The child says, "These woods are scary." The pedophile says, "Tell me about it. I have to walk out of here alone."

Grading
I understand the reasoning behind not having a grade for classic tv, but if My Year of Flops can have a sort of rating system, wouldn't it make sense to have something similar here? Since it's classic, it would be more along the lines of, "Holds up, Doesn't hold up, What the fuck were we thinking?"

#6 for me too roare. You also forgot Two Dozen and One Greyhounds.

Right, but great casting doesn't make up for a shitty script. In a comedy the only thing that really matters is whether it makes you laugh or not. There's been one or two kind of funny lines in the commercials, but it looks a little like they were trying to do the type of dialogue that It's Always Sunny does and not…

Coagulate. And every girl I've ever talked to about it says that "panties" is for creeps. So why do I like it so much?

I hope it's called
Clothes. It's the secret lives of clothes. John Ratzenberger plays a tie.

Maybe a poll that applies to more than just Californians when you're talking about an entire political movement. Also one written this year would be nice instead of before January 2010.

Their job
Their job. Getting rich is Congress' job.

Exceptions: all Bob Seger, and Clarence from the E Street Band. Also, Lady Gaga is in no way "rock and roll."

Neither one of those things is ok.

Wasn't Sophie Tucker just Grover Cleveland for people too young to know any better?

Bill Murray would be the coolest version of Roosevelt ever if he pulled the Krusty the Clown move of standing up in the middle of the speech. Basically, I'm thinking this should be Murray's triumphant return to comedy leading man status.

@ Dominic: Agree. Saying that running away from an ass raping minotaur is gay panic conflates gay with ass raping AND is also impossible because last time I checked, gay men are not minotaurs. Having sex with a male minotaur can't be gay because THEY ARE NOT HUMAN. Minotaurs aren't like vampires—"looks like a human…

There's no way to be certain, but I'm pretty sure Rabin IS the Jim Anchower of the AV Club staff.

SMUCKERS HAS JELLY FILLED WAFFLES WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED??

How could you possibly think it's anything other than this:
http://animalnewyork.com/wp…

Right here: http://www.youtube.com/watc… It's a little slow at first, but starts to sync up when she starts singing. Thom Yorke just can't stand still!

I keep counting the number of reasonable comments and looking at the "reasonable discussions" box and coming up with different numbers for some reason.

Your rieht anyaroses, too and extend. Too and extend.

"A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. [jumps up] Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"