Might work. He’d only need 3,000,000 people willing to pony up $1,000 each for a membership. Piece of cake.

Counter: what if you’re leading a team of five people and everyone is amazing. This policy forces you to pick one of them as the “worst”, and suddenly that person’s financial and employment situation takes a direct hit.

I regret to inform you that you’ve been ranked as one of the bottom 5% of devil’s advocates. Expect a demotion on your next report, and termination if you can’t start making less lazy arguments.

thats from 2012 and isnt even supported anymore...

thats from 2012 and isnt even supported anymore...

Somebody’s been reading Termination Shock.

So in my day job, I’m a consultant. I help big companies, companies much bigger than Twitter, solve problems. More often than not, I’m called in when these companies have seemingly tried everything and nothing is working.

There’s a huge difference between trying to find vulnerabilities in firmware and optimizing a DB script to run .00001 seconds faster. No idea what the guy expected he’d be able to add besides sucking off daddy Elon.

What does that have to do with this, a good movie?

Did no one think, “Maybe a movie about a fat guy made by non-fat people needs to do a little bit more than describe fatness as prescription for misery?”

Yes you can? Crunch is a management failure and not a sustainable way to run a business long term. There are absolutely studios out there which manage to put out polished releases with minimal to zero crunch hours involved. We just tend to only hear about the negative crunch experiences rather than the positive ones.

Before buying, consider that this laptop cannot run the latest version of macOS OR Windows. (Not supported by Ventura, doesn’t have the hardware “security” device (TPM 2.0) that Windows 11+ requires.)

This is a 2015 device, and support is unlikely to improve . . .

Before buying, consider that this laptop cannot run the latest version of macOS OR Windows. (Not supported by…

Paying $500 for a refurbished 7-year old laptop is a terrible idea.

Paying $500 for a refurbished 7-year old laptop is a terrible idea.

I know its a hot take but this Elon guy seems like he might be a piece of shit.

I came here to say this.  Start small, buddy.  Prove you can wear the correct size jacket and we’ll see about getting you some GI Joes to play with.

Is there a reason you don’t just use Youtube? This custom video player is terrible.

Except that’s entirely untrue.

Putting this in a slide show is the Liz Truss of editorial decisions. 

I don’t think you understand the changes that were made or complaint people are having.

Anyone (was there anyone?) who just lost money here essentially just paid for an invaluable lesson on scams and hype cycles.

  Elon is never gonna fuck you, chief.