one of my friends doesn’t use either... ... ... or even newlines. He just makes one single continuous line. He is a monster.

“They want you to stand for something, but once you do, and if you don’t do it perfectly, they’re ready to take you right down.”

Jalopnik readers buy the cheapest, shittiest, rustiest sub $1k Miata on the local Craigslist and still haggle on the price.

I’ve heard Stevie Wonder also puts on a red costume and patrols the streets of Hell’s Kitchen every night as well. Many people are saying this.

The way Diddy dresses I bet Stevie wishes he could un-see what he was wearing.

Bill O’Rielly [sic] did interview Barack Obama.

Dad? How’d you find this site?

He is the Left’s version of Anne Coulter.

I can’t stand Lavar Ball but this may be the greatest insult I’ve ever seen regarding this sellout: “Jason Whitlock can’t comment on anything but snacks.”

The big problem with that, and it’s my gripe with the NBA and always has been, is that it almost makes the regular season irrelevant. Parity is huge in terms of the spectacle of watching and not knowing who is gonna be the champ. But 3 years in a row of the same damn Finals matchup? And everyone has been predicting…

I just shook my head when I read how she got the Mylan job. From her wiki:

BTW the EpiPen still costs $57 in the UK. That’s over the counter retail price.

Even-numbered cars clockwise, Odd counterclockwise!

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

According to witnesses, Sherman threw the ball back to Wilson and yelled, “You f—-ing suck!”

Wow, lots of this in this conversation:

It’s a rebate on a vehicle, not a seat on a damn bus.