"366 lbs? I wish."

"Yeah, no shit"

I'm haunted by her inability to shoot video in landscape.

"Locker has all the durability of a twice burnt piece of toast..."

Anyone who has ever been to Virginia knows the place completely blows. I mean, they have statues of Robert E Lee and other confederate war generals all over the place. It's a fucking weird place.

There's also the folks *to this day* blasting Joe Flacco's contract as a stupid deal, when all the big cap hits are in the later years, it's going to get restructured in the next year or two and everybody on the planet knows it.

My security system:

I think a crumpled one dollar bill would be more appropriate for Kim

i've been giving my friends handies, they really seem to love them

Is she already back at ESPN after her stint at NBCSN? That didn't take long...

"So I was just forced to watch this morning's First Take..."

But she likes that Floyd Mayweather lives her life. Not saying she shouldn't be pissed about the Ray Rice situation and how the media has fallen in rank to not piss off the NFL's piss awful decision, but some consistency would be nice. I don't know, has she since said she regretted what she said to Floyd at the ESPYS?

I wasn't thrilled about how she conducted herself during the NBA Finals the past two years, but...that's nothing compared her having to deal with the swirling tornadic shitstorm that just formed over Bristol, CT.

Hey Deadspin, I'd like to know what Harbaugh was supposed to say.

Compared to what they did to Jim Irsay, the NFL's punishment of Rice is pretty severe.

Deadspin: Michael Sam is not going to be a distraction

The guy was a 7th round pick but Tony Dungy is to blame for his opinion while not being involved in Michael Sam actually being drafted? Cool, let's be sure to get his take.