Man...saying that caffeine is the best drug is like saying the best thing in your house is the floor.

Black guy does x thing = definite implication of criminality

At least he didn't just fall down an elevator shaft.

You should have used double quotes, not single quotes, around the world "Nazi".

You know they hooked up after the game. Seriously, which one says no?

this is way better

The good news out of all of this is that Ralph Lauren finally stopped using southeast Asian sweatshops and brought the labor right back to America. Thanks to this initiative, 340 new jobs have been create for nursing home-bound grandmothers belonging to the Knitters Local 142 union.

the white house is pretty much the best sketch comedy troupe on the air right now.

For those who've never seen it, this might be the greatest video on YouTube:

I know it's stupid and I know it's pointless and I know the complete disdain that it will engender from the person who receives it but I am so thoroughly disgusted that I sent a stupid email to the baseball hall of fame:

Stay chassis, base frame of a motor vehicle or other wheeled conveyance.

"Nothing is better than football on snow"

Are you single? 'Cause that was awesome. Have this :

Here's a brake. A Brembo, even! Don't say you've never gotten a brake from a guy. ;-)

That would be because it's not a meme. It's a still of Allen quoting Groucho in the opening monologue of Annie Hall.