You make an interesting analogy with the comic, but I would counter that engines need to be run to be maintained. Without being run, rust can form in the cylinders, gas can deteriorate, oil gets chunky, etc. I would hope that the prior owner at least started it up periodically, even if he didn’t drive it, but based on…

Or Hillary’s entire campaign. Or Bernie tweeting about money from one of his three homes.

Sounds like you should call someone.

I actually dont even feel bad for the drivers, it’s what they get for not paying attention to the road, as it’s clearly avoidable

If you leave the scene of a fatal accident, it should be assumed you were driving drunk. Otherwise it seems like drunk drivers have nothing to lose in leaving the scene, and hoping the cops don’t catch up with them until they are no longer impaired.

I love it when people repeat shit they’ve heard without giving a moment’s consideration to what is actually meant by the phrase.

However, I understand why they were formed and the good that unions did for their workers and the workforce in general. We shouldn’t need them today, especially at a company like Tesla, but there might be no other choice.

Disagree. Engineering is great, bean counters won’t approve it. The bean counters tell the engineers what to do, not the other way around. “Hey, can you make this engine really cheap, like use the cheapest parts possible? Thanks.” So now given these limitations, engineers have to design around cheap parts and safety…

Since all German cars are made by more powerful unionized factories, I’m assuming you are comparing American cars sucking compared to the Japanese equivalents? So here’s the deal, you can’t have your cake and eat it to. You can’t compare American cars made by American workers to cars made by workers raised in vastly…

AEB is an unnecessary but nice-to-have feature. If CR wants to give a thumbs up (higher score) to those cars that have it, then that’s their prerogative.

Judging by the conditions in their parking lot, I’m guessing Tesla doesn’t treat their low level workers particularly well.

Chris Rock seems relevant here:

it got 5.4 stars out of a possible 5 stars in its crash tests

Model Ses looks weird, I expected Model S’.

You clearly do not like entertainment. Articles like this are why I come to Jalopnik.

He’s the guy to whom everyone always said “Man...too far” or “You’re overthinking it” and then segued that into a career. Kudos.

At this point, comments from people like you are at least half the reason I keep clicking on these stories.

Tail of the serpent

Jesus fucking christ man loosen up.

This is a DEMONOLOGY story. Smite him, Bathin! Smite him!