LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

And you wonder why the Subaru WRX has a reputation for rowdiness.

Bitch please.

1. Extra Toilet Paper

Been diving since I was a little kid in the early 90s and have seen a steady decline in the health / vibrancy of coral in the Florida Keys and Bahamas. Have also seen more and more jellyfish in the waters of the Atlantic, Caribbean, and Gulf of Mexico over the years.

Goddamned hippie. Global warming is a hoax—it snowed where I live just a week ago. We need jobs and who cares about a bunch of ocean rocks anyway? It’s not like we can squeeze oil out of them.

Thank God Ted Cruz will fix all of this.

This morning some commenters around the Gawkersphere were complaining that there was no coverage of this story. Now we know why: Kate was checking to make sure it wasn’t BS.

That’s the worst video player I have ever used including AOL 5.0 combined with old flash and dial up

What disease are the most of the white nominees themselves, as individuals, a symptom of? Do you mean all white nominations? That construction actually communicates a coherent thought, one that may be reflected in reality. Because individuals may have symptoms but cannot themselves be symptoms. How did you get hired…

Yes the team that has hired 3 African American head coaches and fired Schiano as well after 2 seasons of embarrassing football fired Lovie because of a racist short leash. Ok.

Better than the leash they were on 300 years ago...

I owned my 2009 Pontiac g8 GT for less than 10 hours before I hit a tree in my neighborhood. Took out my friend just to show him the car, immediately got carried away and said the two words guys say all the time before they do something really dumb “watch this” —— 3k dollar mistake. In my defense the tree was jay…

Watch a 707hp Dodge hellcat tear up the city streets!