“Looks like you auctioned off your Demon. Guess your next 10 deliveries are nothing but fully optioned Darts and 200s. Best wishes!”

I wonder which of the 18 tires was 0.5 psi low.

Ash78's Summer of Hell is Here

We get it. Gawker’s office or whatever its called now is in NYC. You guys work in NYC and of course take the subway. We’re aware that the subway is broken because there’s probably 2-3 stories a week about it here. So again... we get it. The NYC subway is broken. Point made. NYC isn’t the only city in the country.

I find it hard to listen to some holier than thou safety rant from a truck driver. Some of the most unsafe driving I’ve ever witnessed has been truck drivers. Their general attitude on the road is “I’m bigger, therefore I have the right of way, always.”

Bizzaro David Tracy lives in Wyoming and has a yard full of MG’s.

Fuck lane splitters. This is awesome.

The comedy of it all is claiming that the 25-year exemption for emissions and safety regulations is to keep unsafe, “dirty” cars out.

Sequels are never as good.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Wait, did David Tracey just recommend not a jeep?

don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.

This should be banned period, if you do this to your truck on purpose you are a piece of fucking garbage, no exceptions you just are. If you defend people who do this you are also a piece of garbage.

What a fucking idiot.

They have amber alerts for kids and silver alerts for seniors who go missing. Maybe we can implement some kind of Rust Alert when David ditches his chaperones.

Yeah, when the police steal a car they don’t have to worry about making new titles.

Nothing good ever happens when the Eagles come to town.

The tests came back and David...you ARE the father!

I’m sorry to hear that, bro.

Chevy HHR? There’s your first problem...