This is starting to feel like a trap.

I know nobody asked for my 2¢, but here it is:

“no reason” my ass.

Spoken like a true (slightly racist) middle-manager.

Here’s something quirky about your $45,000 virtue signal.If you’re a U.S. driver, it’s highly likely that the electricity used to power your “zero emission” vehicle is good old carbon fuel, or generates dangerous nuclear waste. So there’s really nothing green about your Tesla.

Puerto Rico is a US territory

Political theater.
That is all.

The bombshell is that it’s on its first transmission.

You have just defined the Ford’s advertising campaign.

$100,000. The F-450 vs Merc S-Class comparison.

You also have the option of joining the HOA board as a homeowner. Most people are too lazy, they’d rather just complain about things.

Before you HOA apologists get here, I’ll say this: if you seriously have a problem with this guy parking his upside-down car in his driveway, get a hobby. Get a fun car. Get a fun boyfriend/girlfriend. Get some perspective. Get anything other than upset about this, because if you are, you are wasting precious moments…

It’s obvious Stef has trained the chicken to buy her Timbits.

Here is perhaps the most sobering thought about car sales as a career: everyone in the profession can be replaced by a well-crafted web interface.

Former car salescritter here, eventually became an F&I guy, sales manager, and GSM. What follows should be considered well-informed opinion...

“Needless to say, we know who won’t be playing the next James Bond: that crew guy right behind Elliott’s shoulder.”

I can’t because I am THAT neighbor.

What, you couldn’t shoehorn in a Trump joke too, you dickhead?

But how else can they sell these things after the storm calms down at highly inflated prices to people who need cars and couldn’t park there?

I have an irrational desire to buy it and LS/manual swap it just to annoy everyone. Then drift it and smack it into a wall or two.

Of course, there are far better ways to annoy people with $125k.