Wait, you’re saying my baby momma and I both don’t need a wheelbarrel each to carry a distributor cap? Crazy talk.

Isn’t the whole city basically a pick and pull lot?

I love everyone is cursing. My kinda fuckin’ people.

Not all heroes wear caps, though from your pic you do. Seriously though, I cringe at all the mistakes.

Easy to work on, reasonable condition for a car that’s legally old enough to drive itself, mileage isn’t bad, and some major stuff is recently done. I might try to negotiate down a little, just to see if I can, but if the owner didn’t move, I’d hand over the cash. NP.

was given the car as a birthday present the day before.

Why do you say “fortunately”? The girlfriend, maybe.

I’ve heard that, in its day, Martin Brundle said that this had one of the best handling saloon car chassis anywhere in the world.

It’s a big 707 horsepower pressboard pallet

Literally Hitler!

Do people not know that a 71 bus doesn’t have a diesel emissions cheat code?

Challenge Accepted.

CP at any price. This may be the ugliest truck on earth.

Commence David Tracy buying crappy Jeep jokes in 3, 2, 1....

When friends and family ask me for advice for what car they should buy. I give them several really good, interesting options. Then, they ignore those choices and end up buying a Camry.

PTSD is a serious condition, you don’t want to make it worse by luring a veteran into buying a 200/Dart.

It’s okay because if you still want to buy a new car that feels like it’s based on horrendously outdated technology there’s the 370Z.

Oh I thought it was going to be about this:

I think I can speak for all of us when I say we’ll be rooting for him.