in related news, Sean Salisbury forgot his WordPerfect password and can't unlock his resume.

At the time that this occurred, Bartman worked at the same company at which my wife does (Hewitt - now Aon Hewitt - based out of the Chicago area). Naturally by the next morning he was inundated with emails and Hewitt basically put him on lockdown - scrubbed from the company directory, phone menu screening, initiated…