The more photos I see of big, expensive weddings, the more I become convinced I could never handle having one. I’m way too fucking lazy for that shit. Good thing I’m poor.

Not one of them with good hair.

What the hell are these women so happy about? “DERP DERP, I just assaulted someone and got my kids in on the action because I felt entitled to not have to wait 37 goddamn seconds for my shitty fast food!”

Of all the things to be gleeful about, assaulting a minimum wage worker (I presume) has got to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all week.

Not the same state, but you get the idea. Fuck this shit.

I have to give some props to both of them for giving their best Blue Steels while wearing clown pajamas.

Aren't you up a bit late for a school night?

I can’t figure out what the LW wants to accomplish. Is she afraid for niece’s safety? Does she want the nirce to know her father is awful? I feel like if she’s not going to tell her sister, she shouldn’t tell her niece. Otherwise she’s putting the niece in a very awkward position.

Sweet Jesus - if not for the Pennsylvania, I was certain this letter was from my wife. The only difference is that her niece is only 19.

I fucking hate the way that the “white girl” meme has morphed from a tool for women of color to talk about white women’s complicity in white supremacist systems into a way for people to spew gross misogyny under the guise of calling out racial privilege.

Good for those jurors. I would do the same.

I feel like “Ted Budd” is the name that a focus group would come up with for a generic white guy politician.

I wish GoogleFi would work across all 5 carriers with any smartphone.

I found this online yesterday and it also completely delighted me.

“the person who has overall creative authority and management responsibility for a television program.”

Insurance companies are just horrible when it comes to anything breast related.

teach me queen

In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun…

“If you’re just starting out, foam rolling can be excruciatingly uncomfortable.”