There’s a good movie to be made set underwater, with something making weird sounds and moving about just far off enough in the haze and gloom that we (the viewers) never see what it is, while the divers slowly get more and more freaked about this thing that is circling and stalking and maybe hunting them.

Thanks to Gary Larson, I will forever write CAT FUD on my shopping lists...

That’s definitely a “throwing out baby-boomer with the bathwater” situation, but to be fair Boomers have lost the benefit of the doubt.

Saw a sad thread on a meme site of users complaining that Larson isn’t funny and is ‘boomer humor’. Made me really angry that a community whose sense of humor is defined by irony and morbidity wouldn’t understand the magic of Larson.

So much sympathy to Kilmartin and her suffering.

It’s also possible the origins of holding two fingers behind someone’s head. Today we call it bunny ears but it originally imitated the cockold’s horns.

...and thus the origin of the term, “horny” ???

That would mean the guy filmed his infidelity and then left it somewhere his wife could find it. Which means he is both equally the worlds greatest undercover man for having a 5 year affair that his wife didn’t know about but also a complete idiot.

The thing is, open relationships still involve some degree of trust and frequently still have some rules or boundaries, and there’s no basis for her to trust him at this point.  

When I was 9 and saw Guys and Dolls on Broadway, they sang “Marry the Man Today (And Change His Ways Tomorrow),” and mom turned to my sister and me and said “that song is wrong, you can’t change a person like that.” It’s reductive, but true - it doesn’t sound like this guy wants to change, so he’s not going to. The…

I was with you until right at the end. Can she handle an open marriage, and if so can she handle it with someone he’s been with for five years? My guess is no, but the fact that she’s even asking for advice instead of running directly for the door suggests there’s a possibility. May as well explore that first, the…

As a married guy, and setting aside even the logistical implications of keeping something like this secret for five years, I have to think this guy has incredible powers of compartmentalization that would make him tough to trust under any circumstances. Either that or he’s a sociopath who just doesn’t care (less…

Part of his path to change might be that in the five years he got away with it the husband felt bulletproof and each successful tryst gave him confidence in never getting caught. Now he’s nailed with video proof as a cheater and liar. It would be useful to know how his wife was tipped off and acquired the footage, but…

Agreed. Five years isn’t a moment of weakness. It’s a commitment to behavior that violates the terms of the marriage. Also, jeez. Either the husband is 1) actively trying to blow up his marriage or 2) he has the world’s worst decision-making abilities. Not only has he had one (or more?) affairs, and not only did the…

The wife’s instincts seem solid in that second letter. Five years out of a ten year relationship is pretty bonkers. The fact that she saw video of it also suggests that she was tipped off by a third party or she found out herself, not that her husband came forward with a tearful confession about how he doesn’t want to…

It won’t matter if they do intimidate him into pulling it, it’s likely to have been copied and reposted hundreds of times by then. I work for a PR firm specializing in deleting content from the internet and something like this is nearly impossible to completely remove, even with copyright violation (which they…

I don’t know you linked to Adam The Creator’s Facebook page. His Twitter account is easier to navigate and find gems like this:

problem is if it is seen as satire instead of parody

well who the hell else is gonna perform the myriad “various duties” that need to be done?!?!