6. Getting Hit By A Car

There’s a reason for everything

Agreed. He should be in a sports bra and booty shorts.

+1 special undergarment

Soooo, are the Spurs going to just hands the reins to Dejounte Murray? Parker’s good for maybe 15 minutes a night and Ginobili’s good for 10. If they’re going to descend into the abyss I at least want to know when I should start rocking my George Gervin throwback.

I was with you until the part where you said Nene was ‘very good’. Dude hasn’t been ‘very good’ in 4 years.

Unless Stephen Adams becomes Horace Grant and the ghost of Kendrick Perkins becomes Dennis Rodman, I don’t see this working out.

Why? Fucking why? Did OKC fans need another reason to buy tickets other than Westbrook averaged a triple-double and won MVP? They’ll land.. maybe the 4th seed if Paul isn’t hurt?

I’d like to think Jimmy Butler is a gentle lover.

God I’d love to touch that man...

Can’t wait to see him teamed up with Paul George. Get him on a team with Dwyane Wade, Isaiah Thomas, and newcomer Chris Firstname and you’ve got a contender.

Brogdon earned it. Embiid couldn’t (or at least didn’t get to) play. He put up great numbers... from October to January. Brogdon was an important contributor on a playoff team and was maybe the 3rd best player. If he never wins another award, he damn sure earned this one.

1. Angie Harmon

Nobody’s going to point out skunking is a cribbage term?

Okafor. I’d be up in that nose for days.

Yes! Bitter large men unite!

And the savory tang of crystal meth!

+1 bankshot

Trade Porzingas and Melo to the 76ers for Okafor and Iverson’s old locker, then write a ten-page article for Bleacher Report about how the 3 ball is dying

“I enjoy masturbating frequently, as in once a day.”