I’ve got Durant, LeBron, Westbrook, Kawhi, Harden, Curry, Wall, Anthony Davis, Draymond, and Giannis as better than him. But that’s not a very long list. I’m praying the Spurs straight-up trade Aldridge for him and he loves the scenery. But at this point I’d trade LaMarcus Aldridge for David Aldridge.

I’ve watched this half a dozen times now and it’s just excellent. I loved the WWF as a kid but stopped after the Attitude Era ended and I might check it out again

You had me at exploiting children

Mine would’ve been maybe Shaq or Iverson. And I didn’t like strippers yet so it’d be a mixed bag

“It’s a tragedy,” said a shocked colleague. “We just do not know how it could have happened.”

I always wonder why seemingly uninvolved people just pick someone and punch in these videos. Are they just waiting for a chance? Did they really dislike some other guy’s shirt?

But who was videotaped getting peed on by hookers? Was it Joe Johnson? Tap your foot twice if it was Joe Johnson.

Seconded!

He travelled

Diana Taurasi is still playing?

Raccoons are garbage animals and should be treated as such

Racist!

Yup! As a non-racist white person in central Florida it’s a losing battle. There is no defense when someone calls you a racist. Happened to me twice: I didn’t give someone a cigarette (he looked 15) and I didn’t waive someone’s parking ticket (they didn’t pay for parking). My boss was standing next to me for the…

He wishes he knew how to quit him.

#StickToBearsAndDogs

Holy shit, Cheryl Miller was there? Is she a vampire?

I have never seen or heard of this. Praise you.

Did you have to deal with them, though? Is it your responsibility? It’s up to you and no one else?

Did... did anyone think this was a serious review? On Jezebel?

You think people hadn’t figured out how cold you had to be of hypothermia? Or that maybe 14-year-olds might not know how to properly cook food, or judge if they were dying of something? If you lived in the WARMEST part of the state you’d be dead overnight.