Oh you precious, delicate baby. You’re so very wrong.

I’ve just slain an elk, and I need to preserve the meat. Do either of you have anything to offer?

Most of them favor one side or the other, it’s like parting your hair the right way. Unless you go straight on and elephant trunk it. But that’s begging for trouble.

There were no survivors.

We can talk about nuance and degrees of physicality, but this was very clearly a flagrant foul warranting a suspension. Reputations don’t matter. Earlier plays don’t matter. Oubre charged Olynyk and put him on the floor after the whistle.

There are 5% more black people than white people in St. Louis so statistically you’re probably wrong. Also fuck you for race baiting.

And Tony Parker may be out with a leg injury. We can probably just skip to the finals

Fun series so far. I keep waiting for Markieff Morris to crack someone’s head open with a folding chair.

Not to be pedantic, but I work at USF. Spring Break was in march, the Spring semester ends this Thursday.

Spurs fan. When they signed Aldridge and not Horford I buckled down for a long, shitty winter.

I look forward to Iman Shumpert and J.R. Smith being nice to Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel’s show this year.

Hayward is an exploitative, sneaky hustler? *double-checks picture*

“That’s how Boston became my team to support.”

Little late in his career to emulate Jahlil Okafor

I was unclear. I agree that the company was justified in refusing service to the girls because they violated the dress code. But you seem like a dick.

For a country who lets a child get off on vehicular manslaughter because he grew up rich, we hold pretty inconsistent standards for the not-so-rich. Those girls shouldn’t have been wearing yoga pants per policy, and that policy is a bit silly to begin with, but if we’re going to draw a line in the sane it shouldn’t be…

+1 exceedingly odd companion to a sports blog

Benghazi! Did I do it right?

Yes, but he’s probably not naturally gifted at abuse. He probably really works at it, hustles. Probably some gritty domestic violence.

Westbrook would’ve been the best player in the league ten years ago. But this is 2017. Centers can’t punch you in the face on every drive and coaches figured out a probable 3 or FT’s are worth more than a probable 2. Is anyone really surprised the Thunder won’t get out of the first round?