Pretty bleak front page today.

That’s a coach’s kid for you

Fortunately your grandkids will gibe exactly 0 damns while you talk about early 00's golf history.

The people behind these messages go to college, right? Presumably for marketing or mass communication? I know a mass comm grad who is a damn fool and she’d laugh in my face if I told her I wanted to release this.

Wait I thought we were talking about Brady not Roethlislberger

You’re right. Carmelo Anthony has kept the corpses of Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah from properly decaying.

Kyle Lowry and Jonas Valanciunas ripping the connective tissue out of their own wrists?

Now I’m not saying Putin ordered Prokhorov take a dive playing the Bulls tonight, thus denying the only NBA team in Florida the playoffs to retaliate against Trump’s vacation home, but I’m not not saying that.

Should’ve gotten T’d up for approaching the ref afterwards?

+1 Powerball

Sounds like you don’t have a timeshare on Waiters Island

Clearly the Cavs were disheartened by the brashness of the Syrian missile strike while the Hawks believe it to be a strong statement against both Assad and Putin. How else could you look at this?

But it was a big 3

Paul Pierce is still playing though.

Alas, Hillary blew a 3-1 lead

That was an especially erotic description

As long as Jack Sock remains stiff in this competition, it’ll be a white-knuckle event.

Heads-up Detroit!

Can’t wait for Westbrook to get snubbed like Harden did and take out his frustration in a 4-1 series against the Rockets.