I was under the impression ‘Hate It Or Love It’ was the only poetic banger

Life finds a way

Same boat. I live about 8 miles from Macdill AFB where SOCOM is headquartered. My alligator wife and I are going to freebase some meth and have desperate, freaky sex in the frozen vegetables aisle at Wal-Mart.

Wonder, patrick? Or blunder?

Not sure why this didn’t get more stars

Presumptive MVP? Kawhi wasn’t playing tonight

Fairly certain it was Eddie House and Sam Cassell

Agree with Van Gundy 100%. The Spurs haven’t even played Tim Duncan this year!

Nebuchadnezzar II

So much this. The week of the Trump victory was the worst. When I was younger I’d have argued every race performs mental gymnastics, but whatever color you target and whatever opinion you have, no external force can dispel preconceived notions.

Revenge is a dish best served during March Madness.

Nothing wrong about making porn with Cousins

I predict the Spurs will triumph thanks the last minute acquisition of mystery PF Dim Tuncan.

Spotted some Bills and Raiders fans, too.

Always turtle-sex highlight truthers.

Bastard stole my moves AND my lines!

As a Spurs fan I hate this, but as an NBA fan an injured Durant and Aldridge means the Rockets could possibly, maybe have a chance at the finals. This would bring me joy.

Mayfield has been preemptively cleared by independent neurologists to participate in the draft.

“Kestrel”. I won my district spelling bee four years running, and the word that knocked me out in the end was “kestrel”. I will never forget what a fucking kestrel is.

This is an unpopular opinion, but I’m with you. He’s a 2 in a 1's body. He’s like Dwayne Wade before Shaq or LeBron. Pair him with Anthony Davis or KAT and you might get a ring, but put him with anyone else who needs the ball in their hands and he’s second-round tops.