It could be like that... just like that. Always.

Being happy for her is an option. Because, ya know, she seems to be happy...

I have five older sisters, was raised by a single mom, and have always related to females more than males. But stories like this still shock me. I sometimes think I get it... but I don’t.

Are we talking Starbucks or Dunk’s because I like you, but I’m not in like with you. 

“Twenty-Two”, You’re The Worst.

Your ranking of David Bowie is bad and you should feel bad.

That’s one of the worst Price Is Right prizes and you know it is.

Come on man, give me 16 months max

Medium-heat take: the Bucks are the 4th-best team in the East with Khris Middleton healthy.

I’m a white dude in my late 20's. The main issue I have with Trump supporters is how casually racist they were after the election. I heard the word ‘nigger’ (hard R) from a delivery guy, a gas station attendant, and a co-worker over the span of three days. I don’t hear that word very often.

God damnit I’m 6 minutes late and my joke already got made.

He’s got pure natural ability though. He’s a physical specimen.

“When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”

I also need to know what Rom Romberts or John, Maddeneds’ parents think of their work on Deadspin.

+1 captive bolt pistol

+1 birthday sex (remix)

Ridiculous. That was clearly only one pump. Two at most.

Kevin Garnett was also kind of a shitty person. I’m not being sarcastic when I say I thank you for this.

You’ve taught me a lesson I hope I never forget. Unless Taylor Swift kills someone or support Al-Assad, I might love her songs forever. I... might get it now.

I have a hard time reconciling my feelings about Curt Schilling with the fact that he’s a piece of shit. The Northeast has an inferiority complex, and I’m all the way on board.