I grew up in New England. Every essence of my being makes me want to say “Fuck A-Rod.”

Both The Notebook and Lars and the Real Girl were good movies. Also, are we 100% sure Toby Maguire and Jake Gyllenhaal aren’t the same person?

Lars and the Real Girl was good though

Jesus Christ... if this were a black celebrity and you swapped out a single adjective in this article, this would be on Stormfront.

I heard this for the first time this year, so I have to disagree.

Tweak and Craig.

+1 bastard, orphan, son of a whore

Can I say Cowboy Bebop? Because Cowboy Bebop.

#BeybladesFired

Did you just confirm Half-Life 3? Please... I’m begging you...

Oh, a thousand times yes. It’s beautifully written and tense. It’s just so violent. I’m not squeamish or averse to depictions of violence, but this is just brutal.

Did the Main Stream Media steal an innocent womans’ legs to distract the world from George Soros opening a secret facility brainwashing children to become homosexuals? No. But what if it had?

He would make love to pressure, but he’s got an early meeting and it’s super important.

Isn’t it though? Why wouldn’t you want that?

Broke-ass Carmelo Anthony born in the right era. Also he plays defense. And he can shoot free throws. Carmelo has a lot of gold medals though. But Durant doesn’t have a cool nickname. Slim Reaper is cool but he didn’t like it. Could he and DeMarcus Cousins go to the Celtics? Reference to The Wire, also Dennis Johnson…

Two more thoughts: I like your bangs. And oh shit you’re the one who wore a tail. I liked that article.

When I was 12 I ran over a dog while riding my bicycle delivering papers. I cried and forgot my last stop. The distributor called to get me back out there and I cried during the 30 minute delivery process. Also I cried during the phone call.

Do I live in an alternate universe where Lethal Weapon 5 doesn’t exist or has the world lost its’ mind?