David Bowie is alive on the moon and he’s coming back to make love to us. JK.

Do you think The Judge killed The Boy or raped him?

I’m not going to William Hurt you. I only want your Tango and Cash.

I read Blood Meridian this year. It was distressing.

Are you the guy who’d play starters when you’re up 30?

I miss the Baron Davis/Stephen Jackson Warriors.

Rasheed Wallace/Stephen “I Make Love To Pressure” Jackson 2020

I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. Can you tell him to stop shooting 40%?

Adia I do believe I’ve failed you

Adia I do believe I’ve failed you.

I already apologized.

I believe that God has a plan for all of us
I believe that plan involves me getting my own planet

Is he not kind of a dick though? You can be great at sports and still be a dick. Michael Jordan is fantastic, but he’s a dick.

I was wrong and feel bad about being wrong.

My take was bad and I feel bad

I was wrong

He very clearly said “Thank you, Kyrie!” on film and then refused to acknowledge it when a reporter asked him about it. Am I missing something, or are you?

Russell Westbrook seems like he’s kind of a dick.

We don’t call Spain España or Germany Deutschland. But those are the names in their native language. Hawaiian is a Polynesian language variant and isn’t spoken widely in the US.

I have travelled here from the future to give you my star