I wouldn’t prefer to be alone forever in the same way I wouldn’t prefer heads over tails. If I end up with someone, fantastic. If I don’t, I’ll never know the difference. I’m not empty if lack a girlfriend, I’m empty because I haven’t found meaning. That’s on me.

Our not recognizing a consonant not present in English which denotes a glottal stop, which is also not present in English, offends you? Might I offer you a bridge so you can get over it?

Stephen Hawking. That smug son of a bitch.

I live in Florida! I have a cousin in Nigeria who is a deposed prince. If you give him your routing number you will see wealth beyond your wildest dreams.

Fair enough. What if they just want to be recreational meth users though? Only at parties and gas station robberies on occasion?

My comment was bad and I should feel bad.

Damn I usually live in the greys. I knew two poor Hawaiians. They said Micronesians basically ruled the slums.

Yeah but I don’t see how that’d dissuade anyone from Alabama

Off topic, but how does a high school player not choose Hawaii? “Look, son, you’ll get to live on a tropical island for free. Also, there are fields of pineapples. And sometimes you’ll have to play football. Or you could go to Alabama.”

“ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN” Goodbye 2016. No one will miss you.

And now Connor Cook will rise from the ashes and become the greatest QB of his generation. Derek Carr = Drew Bledsoe? I think we all see where this is going.

And two brothers. In a van.

Obviously this is a fake kickoff statue of liberty screen where the QB is dressed as a ref. They never saw it coming.

“While warming up for a game at Arizona State in 1988, Kerr had to deal with a number of fans in the crowd chanting “PLO” and “your father’s history”.

Anthony Davis would be a good fit, too. But really any defensive-minded PF who can space (or roll), is a willing passer, and is willing to at least put up with Westbrook dominating the ball.

Please take a moment and pour out a lukewarm Steel Reserve for Kristaps

“...the Titans, their longtime roommates in the division basement, who may end up hosting a playoff game”

I’m gonna say mid 00's Garnett. Sick of being on a star on a sub-par team, defends the positions Westbrook can’t, can orchestrate the defense, plus he’s a skilled passer. Just have to keep them from choking one another.

I’d just like to point out the worst word to say with a Boston accent is the city of Worcester.