Tell me I’m wrong. Please, tell me I’m wrong and I’ll take it all back.

“As a point of fact that many have made; he was walking away until she finger-wagged him over.”. He was not. He was already walking into the sandwich shop before she wagged her finger. Watch it again.

I think the law might on account of the slap-to-punch escalation being caught on camera.

Gotcha. So it’s good it’s good that this male professional athlete punched a woman during an altercation in a sandwich shop at 2:39 AM and then apologized for doing it.

So just to be perfectly clear, it’s good that this male professional athlete punched a woman during an altercation in a sandwich shop at 2:39 AM

That absolutely sounds like the words of a man who is sorry he punched a woman.

Mr. Mixon asked us to once again say he is sorry for the way he reacted that night. He has apologized publicly to Ms. Molitor, her friends, his family, teammates and the University. He hopes that his voluntary release of these recordings will help put this matter to rest.

Why didn’t he walk away? Do people generally pull a pistol out of their bra and murder a stranger at 2:39AM in a sandwich shop? In the best case scenario, this dude could claim ‘Stand Your Ground’

More like apples meet a dude who approached another person in anger, who had no readily visible weapons, and clocked her. Regardless of physical advantage or provocation, do you think if I knocked out anybody in a Subway, you think I’d walk?

Is there a certain avenue you’d like me to take while I explain why a college football player shouldn’t punch a random woman? Casus belli? Common sense? I can get misogynistic if that’s what you’re fishing for.

Let me go ahead and provide my hot take on this: Fuck Joe Mixon. I hope he never gets the chance to become stronger, wealthier, and more entitled so he won’t take heat for punching a woman again.

So you were trained by professional fighters to fight professionally, and you have no perspective on how maybe a likely professional male athlete might be considered an unfair combatant to an untrained female?

Awful lot of people defending the dude punching someone in the face. I’ve been insulted, shoved, and slapped before. And you know what I didn’t do? Punch the person in the face. When you punch someone first, you’re the perpetrator. When you get punched, you’re the victim.

They were edited back pretty quickly. Apparently Brook was having a slow night.

I saw you on Jezebel making a dick joke. You’re a brave soul.

+1 Glorious Leader

Seems pretty obvious what was going on...

This is unfair to Mustang owners. Where are you supposed to store the car doing your stint for vehicular manslaughter?

Damn. I needed a laugh, but damn.

I went ahead and edited the necessary verbs in his Wiki to the past tense. I got you, fam.