I believe Mr Green is referring to Steven Adam’s shattered genitals when he talks about getting it right. Currently, they’re all left.

As a Tampa resident, it pleases me to see a story about us outside of the most recent hammer fight behind the payday loan store/end-of-days church.

Wait I closed my eyes but I couldn’t read the rest. Sad!

I have one too many ‘ins’ in this post, but I blame the liberal media.

+1 penis punch

You must be mistaken, that’s Rusty Shackleford.

Is this related to the C-130 circling Manhattan earlier? Did Russian hackers alter this hotels’ Yelp rating? Does Donald Trump sleep in nude in an oxygen tent he believes gives him sexual powers? It’s all speculation at this point.

You can’t say his name out loud or he’ll tear his ACL!

Take your +1 and find Jesus. He’s in the cell next to Joeviair.

Depends on what qualifies as a group. I know two dudes who haven’t grabbed anyone by the pussy in a few months.

This is shameful on the part of the NFL. Everyone knows the Yeezy Foundation provides support for precious metal miners.

I was under the impression people from New Jersey lead with their butts when things have gotten out of hand?

+1 Pepe

This is the best option

Bush League! Sad!

Someone needs to have a Word with these teams. They need to change their Outlook on women. Hopefully they’re able to Access their better angels.

They were just two teenagers having sex; they were just doing it at the wrong place, at the wrong time.

I wish I hadn’t listened to this. Nothing will ever compare.

J.R. Smith, meanwhile, is more concerned with how people want the pipe.

Scandal update: Rodgers sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!