So they can both shoot 45% and set the record for technical fouls? Abraham Lincoln is rolling over in his grave.

It is! It’s almost as if they witnessed a tactic used against them and then later used it against someone else!

Only One Star To Give. Sad!

I submit that season 8 of The Simpsons was still quality Simpsons.

Come on, man. 90's NBA was either dump it in the post and watch centers elbow one another to death or watch the guard iso the entire team. Without Jordan nobody would’ve given a shit.

I can’t read the NFHS Football rule book because I’m not willing to pay for it for the sake of a Deadspin post, but I’m with Plainfield on this. Intentional grounding results should result in a loss of down, and it seems unfair to turn the ball over on downs and have that end the game.

One would think! But outside of George and Teague they don’t have an above-average defender. They can move the ball, but they’re relying on individual players to hit bail out shots when the first option isn’t there. They’ll make the playoffs, but the Hornets or Raptors are going to rock them in the first round.

Counterpoint: Louis Williams is the leading scorer and Nick Young is putting in 27 minutes a night. Fuck the Lakers.

“You have to keep your head up. Heads up football. It’s the youth movement in football in the NFL.” I’m not placing blame on anyone or any group, but I can’t watch anymore. I was part of a hit that paralyzed a child. I had to move my teammate into position because he was too concussed to focus. We shouldn’t play this…

I was just about to ask ‘Why was Jason Williams never an All-Star?’ and then I looked at his stats and now I know.

I read MSN comments sometimes because I’m a piece of shit, and it’s 9o% taunts by Trump supporters. How long do they get bragging rights? Is this like the Cubs winning?

“I was being avoided. I was being pushed out. I was being ignored. So awkward.” Chandler continued, “I mean, could I be any more spurned?”

I occasionally feel good about humanity, so to cure that I read MSN comments. On completely unrelated articles, you’ll see unprovoked political attacks, and damned if they don’t skew right. How long do you think Trump supporters will be rubbing his victory in the world’s collective face? Is this their version of the…

This was cool, but did you see Wiggins steamroll that defender for the 3 at the end of the half?

Christ man. Your username makes this more uncomfortable.

While I agree with the premise of this article, it’s short-sighted to suggest people communicate their horniness in a subdued manner. I let all the horny singles near me know what I want, and they introduced me to the Nigerian prince of my dreams.

+1 Drederick Tatum

I like the immediate hand to the crotch. “Still there? Thank God, still there.”

Bill Simmons can always go fuck himself. Always.

What was odd about the show? They could’ve copped out with a cheesy concession speech open or tried to send a larger message. Chappelle’s largely been off the radar for a decade, but nobody forgot him. His monologue was poignant. The sketches were a mixed bag at best, but that’s SNL. This is a significant moment in…