The sketches were trash, but the monologue was gold.

This is all that is good and right in the world.

Good call tapping the public on this. Hopefully the thief manas up before the police and DA double strike at the end phase.

You’re old and you should feel old.

It’s not a big deal. Even with that heavy jacket the nearby windmills will help keep him cool.

Clearly he was on his way to do a business.

Not one election. Not two. Not three. Not four. Not five. Not six. Not seven.

His campaign managers could’ve saved themselves months of headaches if they’d just changed his password to something other than ‘password’ when this shit stopped being a joke and turned into a nightmare.

Fuck Rick Fox

Unlike the rest of you snarky bastards, I will vote Pedro and quietly judge you if things don’t work out.

I want to search for a meme where two male animals fight over a female and end up with one another, but I’m certain it exists and I can only be so disillusioned during one day.

This won’t get the love it deserves, but I love it.

I’ll take “Thoughts You Should Never Have” for $800, Alex.

Thank God he did this playing the Knicks. He could have embarrassed himself.

Are we sure that’s Bill Simmons? I didn’t hear a Larry Bird reference or any analogies to The Wire.

Meanwhile the Magic are down 16. The only thing people from Philly should be smoking is garbage to warm their bars and give it that nice scent.

Yes, because I experienced a vague dread for his career every year he wasn’t traded. I currently feel this for DeMarcus Cousins.

Ravens fan. My choices are Ed Reed, Ogden, or a white suit if I can find it, right?

The Water Knife was interesting and fun, if not spectacularly well-written

Glad to see the Myanmar space program is finally taking shape.