I grew up poor in a mountainous area, youngest of six. Suffice to say I’ve been hiking. People who provide photo evidence of having spent 4 hours walking 90 degrees vertically haven’t done it enough.

How do you fail to live up to team expectations in Fort Myers, Florida? Did they heckle a toddler at The Shell Factory?

I live in Tampa. Once, in the area near Raymond James Stadium, I saw a stout, elderly Spanish man push a somewhat less elderly, tattooed white prostitute in front of a public bus and motion for the driver to crush her.

Someone (Please God the Lakers) will pick him up on a 6-year max. The wrong side of 30 will hurl him off an Iverson-shaped cliff, and by the time he develops enough of a 3 to contribute Stevens Adams testicles will have finally re-descended.

I’ll be the comment truther to say “leopidopteritis” would be an inflammation of the... butterfly?

Your sports talk radio show is Nasty and The Squelch on 590, The Sports Eruption.

Steven Adams has higher quality pics from his G.P.

As a Ravens fan... please nobody get arrested or beat their wife before Drew gets to them

As a former poli sci major, do you know of anyone hiring? I’ll do almost anything for $10.00/hr

How can you mention Kelly a half-dozen times and not do a character bio on her? I sentence you to three episodes of SBTB: TNC

Somewhere, Joey Crawford’s daughters are hanging up their family whistles with tears in their eyes.

At this point in his career, is this anything Melo can do to get into the Hall of Fame?

If Wade signs with Milwaukee, is that the worst possible city-to-city transition in the NBA? (Except maybe Utah)

I realize I shouldn’t be disappointed by a 40-year-old player retiring. But Duncan’s my favorite player and I want to watch him hit bank shots until he’s 50. I just hope the NBA gives him one free shot at Joey Crawford.

My favorite player, also. The 3 he hit vs Phoenix was the greatest shot I’ve ever seen.

No. Please God no. Please don’t tell me the Spurs dealt with offseason issues by signing a PF who’ll retire in 2 years. Mike Conley didn’t really resign with the Grizzlies, right?

Better brush up on his Korean, then. Things are about to get weird.

As Curry’s ankles turn to dust and the Warriors never win another title.

I groaned loudly, and I have less interest in Atlanta than Joseph E. Johnston.

I’ve only got 11 hours played on The Witcher 3, so mainly that. Also, Rocket League and possibly Overwatch/CS:GO/FTL