I always wondered, as sports writers is there any sport you resent having to follow? I feel like I’d rather rip out my teeth and chew on them than watch a PGA event.

Meanwhile I’m quietly picturing how awesome a game would be with players on PCP.

Get dunked on. You will never achieve humility in life until someone dunks on you.

Look, as a Florida resident I’m just glad this story doesn’t involve someone being eaten, shot, or desecrating a Wal-mart.

You say “accidentally”, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Lazy footwork, telegraphs his punches, no cross or uppercut to speak of. That being said I’d just tell him the Easter Bunny isn’t real and explain the systemic disadvantages minorities face in the US. Game, set, match.

Hooo boy

Somewhere, Joey Crawford is silently greasing up his whistle to issue a technical at the press conference.

This move was sitting in the back of my mind since the Tobias Harris trade. The Magic have no identity beyond ‘Defend Hard and Take Turns Driving’. I say blow it all up for Dwight Howard and make him wear the mascot costume.

05/6 Pistons and Heat, 07/08, 08/09 Celtics, and 10/11 Bulls were all either champions or serious contenders. The East is indeed weak and has been for a while, but it’s all the NBA we get until October and I’ll be damned if I’m going to watch *shudder* baseball.