Pigs produce bacon. Fuck Iowa.

we should probably just set Iowa on fire just to be safe.

This is what happens when you pull your pants up and tuck your shirt in.

I’m reminded of that line from Shakespeare - “The policeman who lashes the whore often has a hot need to use her”. Obsessions with “degeneracy” and disturbances in sexuality can take some really dark forms in mentally unhinged men with religious fixations, more or less culminating in a deranged cycle of self-loathing…

White people should really be asking themselves why their culture is so violent.

Today, I am proud to share my middle name with murdered sex workers.

Reminds me of Kendall Francois, in upstate NY, he only killed prostitutes, and nobody cared enough to investigate why women were disappearing for years. He was also my middle school janitor. Glad somebody got this guy.

Thank goodness the guy didn’t have money, or they’d never have been able to tell if he intended to pay or not. Seriously, the kill kit should have been enough evidence by itself that he didn’t plan to pay.

He began to strangle her, but after a struggle she managed to grab his gun and shoot him.

No.

I’m not good with politics so here’s a series of cats in boxes:

Anyways, we here at Jalopnik think Forrister’s onto something, and we, too, would like to endorse Donald Trump

I have to think that real estate developing just makes you an insane, money-addicted sociopath. I just have never heard a story that was like “hey, so there was this really nice real estate developer...”

Once upon a time we had a shitty neighbor who was putting up a shitty fence and FeralDad saw they were putting in the first post over the property line into our yard and he said, “Hey, that’s over the line you’ll have to move it back.” and shitty neighbor said, “No it’s not.” and FeralDad says “Is so.” and called the…

If the wall actually messed with her tree and she can prove it, she could easily win that case. Tree laws are actually surprisingly strict.

He already looks like this.

You gotta be a next level of evil if you make a Walmart heir look sympathetic in a story.