I just watched “The Heathers” and thought the descriptors for it being the predecessor to “Mean Girls” and “Clueless” were way off the mark. This movie is in a category of its own. It’s not a “Mean Girls.”

I just want to clarify that Kid Rock is not a human man... he’s a walking STD.

I stand corrected. I understand there are a few types of cancer where if you’re diagnosed with it, you may as well start making funeral plans. I guess glioblastoma is one; I know that another is pancreatic cancer.

I hope this becomes a thing...that spreads.

Good. They’re little more than Old Boys Networks that bully and harass under the name of “Brotherhood”.

He also says haters at 70 years old.

Is it just me or is the new director of the CDC...not terrible? A pro-vax advocate who thinks that abortion should be a decision between a woman and her doctor is about the best we could hope for under this administration.

I have no idea what troll you speak of but the Catholic Church is the greatest one of them all. Responsible for countless wars, persecution and atrocities against mankind. Stirring up neighbor to tell on neighbor. Families to rip each other apart. All while claiming to live in Jesus’ likeness.

The superb Tim Minchin Cardinal Pell song, from the days when he was just avoiding testifying about others by hiding in the Vatican, rather than himself...

“You’re a mom. Moms don’t enjoy, they give joy. That’s how being a mom works.”

Actually straight-up adored Bad Moms, top to bottom. It was a high school party movie about grown-ass women! (Slinks out of the room in muttering shame)

Not sure why you feel the need to slander Australia in such an hurtful way, but a quick look at their chart performance shows that this isn’t true. Furthermore, their albums appear to chart better in the US than anywhere else.

What? That’s not true. I haven’t heard them on the radio in 20 years. Australia is not taking the blame for this dumpster fire.

Ma’am, your description of Bieber’s music as beautiful has seriously undermined your credibility for me.

Justin Bieber makes beautiful what?

If you don’t see the difference between the US and North Korea, there is no hope to reason with you.

Julie Andrews is the classiest woman ever. Although I can’t help wondering if there’s a tiny bit of shade in the idea that Andrews showing up even for a moment would outshine the entire movie. (Which, all due respect to Emily Blunt, is absolutely true.)

I do not understand the appeal of Chris Pratt.

I haven’t seen many Chris Pine movies, so I have a hard time declaring him the top Chris. I am going to have to go with Helmsworth unless someone can produce some ab shots to convince me otherwise.

I will piss myself laughing if Kushner turns out to be the one who sells Trump up the river.