Fuck you Rectify, for making Teddy the most vile, despicable character on television and then having the nerve to make me like him and feel bad for him. You suck.

i must say, i adore the movie, but i rewatched it last night and i think i like the series better now. it almost works better as a series.

AOTY. Always loved HEALTH but this is another level.

how are you being any better by judging 'independent' and 'arty' films? i never indicated i thought i was above sci fi or fantasy, you inferred that because i don't like roland fucking emmerich, or that i ever thought a director couldn't move between genres. your logic leaps are astounding.

so anything 'arty' is 'pretentious' now? pretentious is such a lazy word, a word people use to dismiss something they think is too complicated or too boring or too outside their comfort zone.

Every so often a movie uses a baby this way. Which is somehow even worse.

did you make the "overjoyed!" expression or the "disappointed/depressed" expression?

sounds like they're cooking up more, too. how could they not with the overwhelming positive reaction this season's gotten?

Same. I think that would be super unethical and lame, personally.

I loved how Neuman checks a board for his tenure status like that's how it's done. Lol.

hey Lack Of Name?…thanks.

"you're like daddy when he gets into the planter's punch"…*haunted PTSD expression*

FUCK DICK OF A SHIT BUTT *pottery smash sound effect*

Is there a flowchart for being grossly disappointed by Season Two of True Detective?

oh i know about Second Lining and i'm grasping the intention, i just don't think its very subtle. But fitting, I suppose.

that'd be a fair interpretation, yes.

Kicking off an album recorded in NOLA with a drunken brass ensemble? Edgy and subtle, Blind Melon!

albums are only 'dead' to a certain part of the population. for many of us albums are FAR from dead.

wow, pure unfiltered irony.

Tea Party moron as an irascible, charming folk hero? No thanks, pass. I enjoy Demme's work, but no.