+2 meatball sandwiches

Drinking a diet Coke, or water, or club soda, or any actual non-alcoholic drink? I can safely assume you’re either in recovery, in which case no judgment, or you’re the designated driver, in which case you’re my hero.

I’m assuming you forgot to include Culver’s in your post because your boss walked by and you just hit Publish rather than come back to finish later.

which is a 12:45 pm start in South Korea. unlikely they would have started it much earlier

yeah that Hawks bandwagon cleared out FAST

I absolutely would watch an NFL Bronze Medal Game before the Super Bowl. Think how many more banners the Colts could hang if they had one!

The NBA could have had a contest, sponsored by Sprite or Verizon or Toyota or whatever, in which you were randomly entered, and of which the winner would sing the national anthem at the All-Star Game. No audition, just enter to win. It would be open to anyone worldwide.

Hawks fans have already forgotten that Dustin Byfuglien helped them win that first Cup...

Fortunately, Sherrif Clarke magically resigned last year after many unsavory things came to light, including financial improprieties

Minimal running game? Who needs any running game when you are throwing for 940 yards per game to JEFFIRES and GIVINS

Re: women’s hockey - no matter who wins the USA/Canada final, Wisconsin fans will be happy, as both sides have a whole pack of Badgers on the ice.

I have gotten far more airline apologies and compensation through Twitter than any other means.

I don’t care for Sgt. Pepper all that much - I get its importance and it has some amazing songs - so it’s not what I choose for Beatles listening.

All those girls Prince got with? They ain’t ALL from outta town, yo...

Side note: people who mockingly say “sportsball” are the fucking worst. They usually can’t take a joke about whatever stupid Harry Potter/Star Wars/Marvel/anime thing they’re more obsessed with than I am with any sport.

He’ll get a contempt charge or something similar. If he gets a fine, there will no doubt be people lining up to pay it for him.

I know Bortles has been the butt of jokes, and deservedly so, but he got the Jaguars to within a touchdown of a Super Bowl berth. There are obviously better quarterbacks out there than him, but will the Jags show him some loyalty?

Make sure to pepper in extensive discussions on why DTW is superior to ATL or ORD

I’ve listened to sports radio in Chicago for many years, and even at its worst, it it nowhere nearly as vile as Boston. Yes, Mike North was kind of a racist asshat, but he’s been out of the game for years. Outside of Dan Bernstein making one too many boob jokes and getting his hand slapped every couple years, it’s…

If the scouting reports on Vladimir Guerrero Jr. pan out, his dad will look like Ken Griffey Sr. in comparison.