Just so we’re clear, the greatest event in the Silverdome history was Wrestlemania III, right?

After having been stranded at Midway last year...yeah I’ll take Dallas any day

Goddamn, I miss Letterman....

ATYCLB should have been their retirement album, as it’s all gone downhill from there, and it’s better than Pop.

I would personally flip #1 and #2, but it’s really, really close. I can’t argue with the rest of the list.

apparently.

It’s 100 miles northeast of NYC, so while it’s a long commute, it’s still doable. Still sucks though.

+2 meatball sandwiches

The SEC is garbage this year, and Tennessee STILL finished 4-8. Schiano is actually a sad improvement.

Part of why Bielema left UW was that Alvarez won’t shell out for assistants, such as Paul Chryst. Hmm.

well don’t fucking look in the toilet. geez.

This definitely works. My kids were...uh...poop hoarders, in that they didn’t like to sit and go, so they’d wait 3 days until it was (literally) the size of a beer can, then unload at a guest’s house.

There is no way this tax bill passes the Senate. Flake, Collins, and Ron Johnson will vote no at least. If Alabama comes to its senses and elected Jones, it’s 51-49 GOP, and then folks like Flake, Corker, McCain, Collins, and Paul effectively run the Senate.

This list is okaaaaay....but what about:

Al Gore and the Phoenix Suns gorilla. Next question.

I don’t think they’ll wait for a full-on bed shitting, but rather at the first sign of a wet fart that might turn into something worse..?

worked at McDonald’s in HS, this is 99.5% true.

Absolutely.

He was due to be on the Hall of Fame ballot in 2019, and likely first-ballot, or at least close to it. Sentimentally, it probably helps his chances, but that doesn’t mean shit if you’re not able to enjoy it.

Goldfish crackers and juice boxes. That is the best snack that will also be acceptable by the HealthyMoms (tm).