I’ve actually always been very fond of the Renegade’s styling, and this is a decent update, IMO. It looks a bit more fresh, without totally abandoning the look. To me it looks more “serious” than angry.

You see, if someone likes something that you don’t like, then you have to assume that everything else about them is the inverse of you as well. So it only stands to reason that if someone puts angry eyes on their Jeep, then they must also be a racist... who roots for the rival sports team... and wears socks with…

I’m not a fan of angry Jeep eyes, either. But a racist identifier?

Deja vu?

“...completely unprofessional way to communicate the dangers...”

Rodriguez also said, “How he walked away from this and survived it. I mean, somebody was definitely watching out over him.”

It’s a dealer option on just about EVERYTHING. Living here in God’s Waiting Room, FL, I have seen some things that simply should never be seen by anyone with a modicum of taste.

Objectively, I absolutely agree with you. Subjectively I would buy a brand-new ‘85 BMW535i or ‘85 Saab 900 Turbo or an ‘85 Peugeot 505 wagon (or any number of other ‘80s and ‘90s Euro iron) today in a *heartbeat* for whatever the inflation adjusted price would be. Despite knowing full well how much objectively worse…

You know it.  The “formal” roofline and “landau” roofs.  How about when they’d make a “sporty European” version of a car, like those crap Citations, and try to make it look better by making all the chrome flat black?

...covered it all in classy-ass vinyl...

A classy gal will place roses on your piano; a naughty one will put tulips on your organ.

I don’t think there is a better picture to describe what I felt when I visited Hollywood for the first and so far only time. Cheap-ass fakery was the term constantly coming to mind...

ok but that actually looks fantastic

Nothing screams Florida like a new Cadillac with an after market cotton top.

It has nothing that makes it a “better truck”.

What’s wrong with that interior?

Sure, let’s blame it on the individual trying to make a living. I’m vaccinated (which didn’t prevent me from getting covid anyway), and I think everyone else should too, but I also realize that it’s not actually a magic bullet, nor should it be federally mandated in order to work.

Can we just not with the Cybertruck anymore?  It’s an ugly ass piece of vaporware, and at this point the only people who are going to buy it are people who want to scream “look at me!!” without actually screaming it.

2nd Gear: Elon’s gotta pay those taxes somehow and another quick crypto pump and dump seems like just the thing.

Tesla shareholders, stonk bros and crypto nuts. Essentially annoying single guys who you try to get away from whenever they start a conversation.