So let me get this straight. F1 is a huge corporation full of rich white dudes who possibly (likely) are only doing this because it is trendy/good PR/attractive to young consumers/penance for terrible past actions.

Look it’s a 3-legged Beagle with banana-shaped spots. I guess I’d better take it home and feed it.

Current fleet, newest to oldest, average 50+ years!

Be careful what you wish for MGC’s were half-baked, front heavy, crapwagons.

Lining up an aiming reticle with a moving ground target (tank) while banking at Mach 0.5 is really really hard. (I tried the simulator) Star Wars may have gotten some input from a few Air Force types. Fighter pilots definitely have The Force.

Correct sir. I was thinking Battle Zone.

You can be a Porsche bottom-feeder or swim in the Miata school where all fish are happy and no one is judged.

Defund License Plate Scanners.

Color me entertained... in the same way as someone watching Jerry Springer. It is so horrible it is hard to look away - crappy junkyard cars, parts assembly in the dirt, rust and corrosion on everything, terrible tools, and waist high weeds.

So Renault accidentally invented the bumper dimple?

Channeling Pottymouth Kristin?

I would rather own an Aztek than a Rendezvous. At least the Aztek owns its ugly.

My GM Corvair frunk works just fine. Of course you have to get out and turn the key in the lock to open it.

When my grandfather towed the fishing boat to the lake, we kids sat in the swivel seats.... IN THE BOAT!

Actually you can. You just shuffle items around as needed or steer with your knees.

That is the whole point. People that don’t have any savings should be saving and not buying a new car. I really dislike Ramsey but his “save first, buy later” message is mostly right on.

No you don’t. You buy a real beater and learn to keep it running yourself. Save the car payment. In a couple of years, buy a better beater. Eventually you can own a decent used car. Then you keep saving until you have no other debts. Then you can buy a 0% interest new car if you want.

Reality distortion bubble.

Hey Dad, there’s something rattling in the trunk.

Forget all the nubile frolicking. Are they telling us that the rear window doesn’t open?