My 30 year old Miata endorses this statement.

40 year old Schwinn Traveler rides just fine. It’s heavy so I get exercise faster.

To this day, the Glas Isar remains the only German car to have ever worn a cravat.

Clearly all those bad young drivers in Georgia are imported Yankee children.

What is the gestation period of an octovalve?

I just started watching the series. I am ashamed I didn’t see the non-autonomous “old cars” on the highway.

Wouldn’t they be more likely to make it count at a more competitive price?

Not fair to use Irish and Scottish ads. They do like their sheep. And apparently their cows.

One of my favorite songs on an iconic 80s album.

Fake vents were a joint venture with Honda.

I thought you were referring to a rhinoplasty.

Clearly you have never been to the BMW factory near Spartanburg. I was hosted by BMW for an event and the driving route north toward Saluda-Tryon, NC was breathtaking. But hey, everything in the South must be crap, right?

And that will increase Jalopnik viewership by.... one!

She was being respectful. Didn’t drop an F-bomb on you.

Original Fun Content! Thank you Torch.

I hope your daughter’s virtual world is full of artificial wonder.

That is a fair sentiment but you can’t craft legislation that is so finely targeted. It will be slow to adapt and have unintended consequences. The best we can hope for is to create broad-brush guidelines to penalize behavior that negatively impacts others and to stop creating incentives for dumb stuff (like holding…

Yes another click-bait Elon Musk article. And a great one!

You could make the same argument about my local coffee shop opening up their patio seating. I think pandemic management is best done as a political judgment call on licensing, proper regulation of cruise lines (to hold them responsible for passenger safety), and ultimately through torts because we do not know the true…

Hot takes and controversial positions get clicks. With so few writers left to actually create interesting content, Jalopnik has resorted to click-bait topics (Harley-Davidson, cruises, Tesla, and acts of idiocy) in order to garner eyeballs. I enjoy a little outrage as much as the next internet warrior but some…