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If we can't trust a multinational conglomerate hell-bent on empire, who can we trust?

Someone has egg on their face now. Unilever perhaps?

These patterns are cute, I guess? I'm not in favor of plastic stuff in a fancy table setting, but the napkin rings would be nice for patio/outdoor dining.

I'm sorry, someone had a $20,000 10th birthday party? Geez, I thought getting an American Girl doll for your 10th birthday meant that your parents were going all out.

June Buggy knew that McDaniel had molested her daughter because the police interviewed her about it. THAT is why Anna was removed from her house. The only reason the other girls weren't removed was that McDaniel got removed - to prison for the molestation of another girl. The information about Anna was used to help

Herbal tea and Vitamin C chased by vodka: The Rebecca "Burt" Cleanse.

He will always be Fes...

I wanted to speak

I honestly would have impaled myself on a knife just to get out of there.

My favorite tarte is making a caramelized onion jam with a dash of balsamic and yes, sugar and sprinkling blue cheese, so I am sure your apple "pies" tasted awesome.

Some of her poses are a bit awks, but she looks beautiful styled like this. And in basically every other way. Sigh.

One of the reasons I love reading Jezebel is it truly expands my knowledge and horizons. My exposure to LGBTQi issues, voices and history is extremely limited as a cis-gendered heterosexual man. Without places like this I would never be exposed to what sound like amazing and inspirational humans like Leslie

...and you just made my stomach rebel. Nicely done.

I was once in a situation where an Argentinian lady was cooking me dinner and I had to eat it no matter what in order to be gracious of her and stuff.

I actually know why, but its a dumb reason.

At the same time, it's how they both wanted their steak served. I guess there really is someone for everyone out there.

I was behind someone in Golden Corral (I was a kid, no choice in the matter) and the guy in front of us tried to tell the server that he wanted his steak raw, not rare, but it was OK because he was a vampire.
They refused. #vampireseatgoldencorraltoo

in the best of times, grits also include bacon, and if you are serving them for dinner or lunch, possibly shrimp.

A couple of years ago I went to the beach with a couple of my girlfriends. It was Memorial Day weekend, and one friend invited on short notice the guy she had been messaging on EHarmony. No biggie. He was nice, and funny, and not an axe murderer.

real name: Wesley Pentz