Bring back chatelaines! Victorian (and earlier) women had attractive clippy chains to hang from their belts, and you could get modular attachments to hold your keys, spectacles, watch, snuff box, you know, all the little everyday things.

You hear about swimsuit shopping being emotionally difficult for some reason; for me, it's jeans. I all out almost have a nervous breakdown. I am never guessing even CLOSE to correctly when I start trying on sizes - too tight or too big, so that takes up time. Then, all the bullshit reasons you mention. I have a small…

SO difficult to find nice clothing with functional pockets. Have to resort to sticking the phone in my bra (it actually tucks nicely and you can barely see the footprint). But the look on my boss's face one day when my left tit started ringing... priceless.

Nuh-uhh! She's a normal girl just like you! TOTALLY NORMAL.

Taylor is already part of the "In" crowd. She's delusional if she thinks otherwise.

We used to frequent a now-closed French restaurant in the DC area. The owner/chef and his wife were French, and once a year, they would close the restaurant, take a month off and go home to visit family. (The restaurant is closed because the owner/chef retired, not because of this policy. ;) )

OKAY I DID NOT KNOW THAT THANK YOU

99.99% sure the Lindsay Lohan tweet is a Mean Girls reference. Which is amazing.

I cannot believe Cheerleaders: The First Evil hasn't gotten more votes.

She looks perfect. I love the plunge - she's almostbutnotquite too chesty for it, but she pulls it off.

Jesus Hussein Fuck intheverydeed!! I said it before and I'll say it again. This is my procrastination go-to, and in the last couple of months it's lost almost all its writers. Are you trying to get me to do work? Good luck in your new job, Dodai. This place is changing indeed.

I am working my way through the Jane Yellowrock series. This is huge for me, because I have not had the mental stamina to read for six months. I was in Baby Land. Now I reclaiming some of my mental space and I'm so happy.

*adds "snorffile* to mental rolodex*

So, Jezebel Meetup at Riposo 72?

Does anything else really need to be said?

This is like an Onion article. But it's not. That's the weird part.

Yes. It is sexist and overreaching in authority for a judge to comment on that. However eye roll-inducing it is, there's no legal issue to it. I think lots of judges are guilty of this, making comments about peoples' clothing in court, etc. It's as if people are being formally judged on class. Until computers are…

I think that was Ashton Kutcher's character name in Two and a Half Men, too. Which just adds a whole level of what the hell to me.

Play that trumpet, Lenny. Play it hard.