Ahem, image saved. This scene still makes me laugh.

This made my night :)

I do that sort of thing a lot and my family calls it "Runny Babbiting" because of Runny Babbit by Shel Silverstein. I've said larking pot for parking lot, japama pants for pajama pants, and much more. It's embarassing yet hilarious even to me.

I watched that first video 10 minutes ago and have been singing "99 Bottle" since. Just 99, over and over. What have you done to me...

I'm sorry you've been put back in the grey, I very much enjoy your comments.

Somehow I'm not surprised lol.

My facial expressions pretty much matched hers exactly.

Pearls Before Swine:

Yeah I'll probably bring it to work to leave in the break room. The free-for-all that will ensue will be amusing.

One of my best friends is a very androgynous looking girl who is three years younger. We were in a thrift store and someone who worked there wanted to ask me about her ears, which are stretched to about an inch and a half. She asked me if she was my son (I mean she's younger than me but COME ON do I really look like…

Ugh yes, I had about 10 trick-or-treaters because of the SNOW and now I still have about 5 bags of candy mocking me from the pantry. I will not give in!

I am totally in love with this gif. Thank you for bringing it into my life, oh Grand Poobah!

To anyone who lives in the Southeast Michigan area, I highly recommend going to the Bat Zone. They offer tours and they have a lot of cool animals besides bats (which are awesome enough). There's a sloth named Molasses, also known as Moe, skunks, lizards, flying squirrels, owls, etc.

Ugh that dummy led to a lifelong hatred of ventriloquist dummies.

Me too!

Yeah all the news stations talk about Angel's night... They aren't fooling anyone.

I understand your urge as much as I judge it ;)

When a tree falls in the forest, do the animals hear the wind whisper Rosebud?

Mark's really pumping out some weird ones. We need to teat-ch this woman a lesson in manners.

Sammy before he got all grey in the face!!!