I'm sorry you've been put back in the grey, I very much enjoy your comments.

Somehow I'm not surprised lol.

My facial expressions pretty much matched hers exactly.

Pearls Before Swine:

Yeah I'll probably bring it to work to leave in the break room. The free-for-all that will ensue will be amusing.

One of my best friends is a very androgynous looking girl who is three years younger. We were in a thrift store and someone who worked there wanted to ask me about her ears, which are stretched to about an inch and a half. She asked me if she was my son (I mean she's younger than me but COME ON do I really look like…

Ugh yes, I had about 10 trick-or-treaters because of the SNOW and now I still have about 5 bags of candy mocking me from the pantry. I will not give in!

I am totally in love with this gif. Thank you for bringing it into my life, oh Grand Poobah!

Ugh that dummy led to a lifelong hatred of ventriloquist dummies.

Me too!

I understand your urge as much as I judge it ;)

When a tree falls in the forest, do the animals hear the wind whisper Rosebud?

Mark's really pumping out some weird ones. We need to teat-ch this woman a lesson in manners.

Sammy before he got all grey in the face!!!

The company I work for uses it in a bunch of stuff on the corporate website we use solely at work as well as a lot of memos... it's terrible. Apparently nobody proofreads either nor do they have spellcheck.

I feel your pain :( I'm the same way about dressing up for Halloween, but I was trying to actually look at plus-size costumes this year. It took me forever to find anything that looked good. Amazon sucks for this stuff.

Yep, I'm 23 and never been on a date, let alone done anything intimate with a guy. I seem to be stuck in friend mode with anybody I'm attracted to/potentially attracted to and I don't have the confidence in these situations to do anything to change it because, severely inexperienced. Also the thought of being intimate…

I want that so badly...

I JUST bought that today, as well as The Prom Queen! I went to 2nd & Charles and geeked out when I saw the Fear Street books. I can't believe the timing on this poll. Cheerleaders was my absolutes favorite.

I really enjoy that series :)