Right now on the WWE Network they have on a documentary about Daniel Bryan and Yestlemania 30.

…and AJ vs Shane, yes.

Chris Jericho cordially invites you to The Festival of Friendship in Las Vegas
Maria Kanellis-Bennett cordially invites you to a wrestling wedding at the Impact Zone
GRAVE BBQ WITH SNEK

IT was more Alexa playing along with Bray thinking she's sister Abigail to use him to get the women's title (it was before her first reign iirc)

You'd feel the gasoline on your bare legs, Randy has very limited understanding of how to operate pants, if they're soaked in gas, he'll probably think that it's normal pants behavior.

Maybe Bray had heartburns and a bit of a puke: it's not unrealistic to think that digesting the Undertaker's soul would be quite the undertaking. Maybe someone can Regal this better for me?

Of all the shit videos they do, and all the crap fantasy booking, Adam Horseface from WhatCulture did a very clever "How WWE should book Sister Abigail" involving Alexa Bliss.

Of all times to wear trouserpants, when dousing everything in gas and lighting it up is probably the worst time if you usually never wear them to start with, no?
Maybe I turned into my mom who sees a top rope dragon suplex and says "his boot laces are undone, it's dangerous. The ref needs to tell him to tie his laces,…

Did I hallucinate it, or was Randy Orton wearing trouserpants?

I hope one day he gets a third-degree burn on his pecker from fucking it fresh out of the fryer in the parking lot of KFC, behind the bins, because he just couldn't help himself and wait for it to cool down/get to his hotel room. That's where my love of all things Enzo stands these days.

If Enzo is not above heavily hinting at sexual intercourse with a bucket of KFC on PPV, I have no idea where Ellsworth's pay grade puts him…

So well said!
It feels like Raw is like "WE HAVE WOMEN. LOOK! WOMEN DOING WHAT MEN CAN DO! WE'RE PROGRESSIVE."
While SDL is like : "hey we have all sorts of wrestlers, and they wrestle, and interact with each other, some of them are nice, some not so much, some are men, some are women, one is a turtle without a shell.…

With the new sponsorship deal, I can't wait for James Ellsworth to bring Carmella on a romantic date at the Golden Corral.

THE TALKING SMACK REDUX

Well Karl Anderson's already taken. A lady has needs.

No hostility: he's a national hero! Got a lot of people here watching telling them "WWE put the big strap on a fat neckbeard from here who looks and sounds like he's straight out of Hochelaga. Oh and he's super entertaining and moves like my hilariously agile obese cat!"

Sorry, that's all I could make out of his rant about SMO JOE and KEN-O-WEN, and that's before I even got a chance to tell him we were adding The Revival to the mix.

I don't judge, STEINER does though.

(read it in Steiner's voice, it'll make sense)

Him kipping up is like trying to fold a ham in two.