If you don't have silly kinky thoughts while watching, I don't think Pro Wrestling is for you.
George Ashdown
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I know. But my personal Kayfabe is better than reality to me.
I forgot Darren Young existed. Related: has Jack Swagger been reported missing yet? Considering how low SDL is on manpower, his absence is weird. Maybe the Wyatts have abducted him and are only waiting for his beard to be long enough to debut him as their Eater of Pins.
Yeah agree on all counts. If only for that chant, ha! Loved the crowd too, really added to the product and gave it a very different "flavor".
IIRC: They get about $20K for the year + appearance bonuses, option for 2nd and 3rd year. They can work indies as long as they're not WCPW (not exactly, but pretty much. Something like no DVD, PPV, WWE always takes precedence over every other date. AND ABSOLUTELY NO WCPW.)
Can't tell if you're making this up or not.
Every single person involved is under contract, by the way. But yeah, 1st day booking was extremely predictable if you know UK wrestling even extremely casually like I do.
In short: first day is skippable, 2nd day is absolutely must see.
People, buy some New Day merch: they're clearly struggling. You can tell because they're stuck in a feud with Titus and still wearing x-mas gear.
Now I want for Bret Hart to introduce the Canadian Title, only for Lance Storm to do a run in with a ref in tow, put Bret in the Sharpshooter, etc… I've been waiting for an unnecessary nonsensical redo of the Mtl Screwjob for nearly a year, dammit!
I don't really want Omega in the WWE. At the very least not for the next 12-18 months.
1-All that swearing will go away. That amazing entrance theme too.
2-They will manage to run his weird/silly/wildcard side to the ground (see Deano).
Speaking of which, these make me crack up so much :
SEE SENIOR SMARK THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT RASSLE MCMAHONIA!
Hey Big Poppa Pump, can we get the maths on Roman Reigns' chances of being Universal Champ going into Wrestlemania?
AT SACKERFICE.
I always wondered: can Steiner puns ever peak or have they got freaks for days?
STEINER HIGHLY EDUCATED UNIVERSITY ALUMINUMS.
Like Maryse, he wouldn't be able to speak any other type of French even if they wanted to. (You know how Southern AJ Styles sounds? Well Maryse and KO sound québécois AF even to quebecers. That "No Mercy" Maryse commercial? My québécois dad heard it and was laughing so much he cried "holy cow they're making the…
Only if they manage to also shoe-in a "Kenny Omega to debut in the Rumble at #3" tease.
I hope JeriKO do make it the Canadian Title, with the Maple Leaf, bilingualism and Justin Trudeau holding baby pandas on the sides in lieu of the Statue of Liberty.