If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Shania Law: “Trump Don’t Impress Me Much”

Any word on whether or not the guy who got tagged out was good in Little League? Been Googling profusely, and I’ve got nothing. Maybe ESPN has some old video footage or something?

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Also: no talking to your poop. No-one wants to hear your ‘Am I funny to you?!’ Joe Poo-sci routine in your high-pitched turd voice. God, so tired of that..!

People really spend all their time posting things on a web site without any compensation? How pathetic.

Don’t undersell the second aspect of the argument, that Trout has a high OPS only because pitchers are afraid to throw him strikes.

Pretty much every single article I’ve ever read that whines about how “no one votes these days” completely fails to mention that this is the desired outcome of decades of legislation specifically designed to make voting inconvenient and expensive. Nope, it’s just those damn lazy Millennials!!!!

Wow, 2 rolls of Brawny and some single-ply toilet paper. Someone tell FEMA they’re not needed.

Astros Pres: What can we do to help?

It’s the only way a Royal can get runs lately.

Interesting, and I’m not saying you’re wrong, but that seems to imply that the NFL weighed whether having him on the field or suspending him 6 games was the better business decision and came to the conclusion that suspending him was better for the business. I guess that would mean they value eliminating potential…

Well, a best case scenario would require the company to restore the innocnet man to full employment. But, these are NEVER best case scenarios. Most times, there is rarely a perfect victim. So, we must look at every piece of evidence with a presumption that the bruises are real, the police report is accurate, and the…

Boy that announcer sure seemed peeved that HIS announcing a league record hitting streak is over.  

This is the kind of creative thinking that the progressive movement desperately needs. May I suggest Dave & Busters’ prison for middle class white Trump voters? And yes, please send me your newsletter.

The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

Oooh lala, look at me, I'm a fancy European. GTFO.