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Gary Scheuer
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Oh the humanity. Little green humanity.

Holy shit. Did you grow up to collect women's skins to make a suit out of them?

Wink, wink.

This would have been much funnier if you phrased it as, "I didn't choose the dickbag life, it chose me."

Considering that Trump has a fair chance of becoming President, I'd have to agree with that statement.