When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

You wouldn’t get it, it’s a New York thing.

Watson is nice and all, but I’m happy the Jets passed on him so we could draft another safety instead. We’ve got Josh McCown after all, so we’re good.

i’m an eagles fan but i’d love to see Dak/Zeke/Dez all kneel down and give him the finger. what’s Jerry going to do, bench them?

Dak, Zeke, and Dez could absolutely call his BS without involving any other teammates. I hope they do.

Hate truly is the fountain of youth.

You don’t tell a lie that bad to people you respect.

Haha. And remember, he had a press contingent with him and his staff told the reporters to stay on their buses because there “might be an early departure from the game.” Meaning, he and his staff knew all along he was only flying there to waste money and time. It’s interesting that the press corps is reporting how he…

Can we talk about this complete piece of human garbage?

It was third down. It’s a sort of trick play that wouldn’t work if there was a dedicated return man or a deep safety. Well, it would work as a very shitty punt, made shittier by the fact that it’s the QB doing it, but it wouldn’t work as an offensive play.

I love it when kickers get to be heros for doing non-kicker shit.

The full tiddies, indeed.

When Wendy’s messes up your order at the drive thru do you mutter, “Everyone criticizes the Sixers for trading Jrue Holiday, but no one says a thing about how I specifically said hold the fucking tomato!”

Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.

I want to be so jazzed by this, but the annual Clayton Kershaw 7th inning postseason meltdown got me feeling like that suicide montage from “Groundhog Day”

“Mayhem!” ~ Matthew Brock, Newsradio, 1999

I’m wondering if the Jeopardy producers are going to take this as a challenge and bust out the secret classified folder of categories to humble him.

Eh.. She may be a poet, but she’s no Wesley Willis.

If I missed the part where the producer guaranteed the writer some sort of unusual ongoing participation in the production process that’s because it’s nowhere to be found in the article. It reads like he was treated like most screenwriters, most of whom woud be happy not only to have a sale, but a film resulting from…

I’m one of the programmers at Buffalo Dreams Fantastic Film Festival. We run for 10 days each year, and screen 100+ movies, usually around 30 features and 75 shorts. MASSACRE ON AISLE 12 did win Best Comedy Feature at our fest, but in 2016, not 2015 as stated. There were six films in that category: Attack of the…