They love the NFL teams from whatever city they actually grew up in.

“We love football, we’re a crazy mad football town,” he said on the Dan Patrick Show last week, before admitting that he is only referring to USC.

It’s “lede,” not “lead.” Glass houses, and all that.

Did you know that Antonio Gates played basketball?

Prediction: Spanos sells the team, the new owner somehow gets out of the deal (Kroenke wouldn’t object at all,) and they end up back in San Diego.

I think it’s pretty clear that Durant is just more comfortable being the third person.

Seems to be some kind of technical glitch ... the system will only let me give this one star, when it clearly deserves 50 million stars

I like this.

A pyramid seems rather harsh. Let’s compromise, I’m thinking an unlimited supply of Two-Buck Chuck and a vast expanse of woods. Hillary and Bill can live out their days as drunken woodsmen, while Chelsea and her hedge fund must sign a blood pact with the American people declaring never to run for office, lest they…

35 years, 5 months after the original (release date: June 1982); I’m not THAT old. I hold it in the same regard as Denis does: the theatrical release may have been fraught with compromises and a pissed-off Ford doing v.o., but any other version seems wrong (see also: Star Wars).

This is a bad take.

I swear can we just have the Clintons locked in a pyramid forever? It wasn’t James Comey and the Russians that made you spend most of the campaign selling access in the Hamptons to Jimmy Buffet while the tangerine terror was barnstorming the midwest. Your legacy is losing what should have been an electoral slam dunk…

Did Eli quit on that play? Asking for a friend. In Dallas.

‘Get me Jon Gruden!’

Man, he’s lucky.  The last thing I caught in Jersey was herpes.

Selfish. Entitled. Intolerant of dissent. So these bunch of dreamers are just like their American-born mates. Welcome to the club. You can all stay.

Actually fuck Nancy Pelosi

Wait, when did passive-aggressive Lebron ever leave?

Why are those soccer players wearing helmets?